Money saving? With a vet? Dont make me laugh.

by Paul Rosewell BVMS MRCVS
(London England.)

Ear,how many vets does it take to change a light bulb? I dont know and i dont really care cos i,m off on another golfing holiday in Florida, third this year,or is it my fourth? the young polish girl or chap straight out of college doing 467 hours a week will see to the bulb no doubt and then say "thats nine hundred thousand pounds please". Yes,thats right,i just make up any old sum,your going to pay it arent you? your not going to question it are you? Try it and feel how scummy you feel putting money before your dear old dogs in growing toe nail operation! "Well,it does seem quite a lot vet-ner-ree" "Quite a lot,quite a lot,how can you think of money at a time like this you heartless cow,right,i,m charging you 7Grand for the "dogs in mind designed plastic Anti-Biting/chewing/messing around with comfortable easy to fit and not at all annoying to the wearer Hygenic Neck and Head Receptacle". Yeah,you got it,the upside down lampshade!! And,(you wouldn,t think of dosh if it was ya own flesh and blood on the operating table,would you?) NO,so,you orrible lowlife swamp donkey,lets add 34 big ones shall we? and call it......ummmm ahh yes,CONSULTATION FEE,yeah that sounds professional,all it means is i glanced at his back legs,looked in one of his ears and stuck a glass tube up his arse. Thankyou KERRRRRRR-CHING,NEXT.
Thats my opinion of vets. Ask yaself one question when you leave with ya faithful hound at ya side,and no shirt on ya back!! When was the last time you saw a Vet living in abject poverty,starving hungry,no car,no shoes,behind with the rent etc etc etc etc Did i hear NEVER?
P.S. By the way,i,m not talking about the 437 hours a week vets i mentioned. The ones who own the practise who i see(when they aint golfing)walking down that little road laughing hysterically to themselves like madmen it seems,until i spot the signpost and written in brilliant flourescent capital letters is,THIS WAY TO THE BANK!! Cheers. Paul. Oh by the way, you may have noticed letters after my name, BVMS=British Verbalist Making Sense.
MRCVS= My Rottweilers Cataracts Virtually Superficial.