Money saving? With a vet? Dont make me laugh.

by Paul Rosewell BVMS MRCVS
(London England.)

Ear,how many vets does it take to change a light bulb? I dont know and i dont really care cos i,m off on another golfing holiday in Florida, third this year,or is it my fourth? the young polish girl or chap straight out of college doing 467 hours a week will see to the bulb no doubt and then say "thats nine hundred thousand pounds please". Yes,thats right,i just make up any old sum,your going to pay it arent you? your not going to question it are you? Try it and feel how scummy you feel putting money before your dear old dogs in growing toe nail operation! "Well,it does seem quite a lot vet-ner-ree" "Quite a lot,quite a lot,how can you think of money at a time like this you heartless cow,right,i,m charging you 7Grand for the "dogs in mind designed plastic Anti-Biting/chewing/messing around with comfortable easy to fit and not at all annoying to the wearer Hygenic Neck and Head Receptacle". Yeah,you got it,the upside down lampshade!! And,(you wouldn,t think of dosh if it was ya own flesh and blood on the operating table,would you?) NO,so,you orrible lowlife swamp donkey,lets add 34 big ones shall we? and call it......ummmm ahh yes,CONSULTATION FEE,yeah that sounds professional,all it means is i glanced at his back legs,looked in one of his ears and stuck a glass tube up his arse. Thankyou KERRRRRRR-CHING,NEXT.

Thats my opinion of vets. Ask yaself one question when you leave with ya faithful hound at ya side,and no shirt on ya back!! When was the last time you saw a Vet living in abject poverty,starving hungry,no car,no shoes,behind with the rent etc etc etc etc Did i hear NEVER?
P.S. By the way,i,m not talking about the 437 hours a week vets i mentioned. The ones who own the practise who i see(when they aint golfing)walking down that little road laughing hysterically to themselves like madmen it seems,until i spot the signpost and written in brilliant flourescent capital letters is,THIS WAY TO THE BANK!! Cheers. Paul. Oh by the way, you may have noticed letters after my name, BVMS=British Verbalist Making Sense.
MRCVS= My Rottweilers Cataracts Virtually Superficial.

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Jun 10, 2011
They can be Cheats and big time liers
by: Anonymous

My vet just sent me away because i was 15 mins late. He had surgery yeterday and double figures of teeth out. he is diabetic but his levels were stable its just he hadnt eaten for 2 days. They ummed and hummmed and would not tell me what we should do and said he was old...la lala would he make it through la la la.... in the end i had to demand for a plan on how we can help him as he hadnt had his insulin for days and after much push i suggest lets sort the teeth because they look sore it could just be that ( they kept trying to find out how much money i had and if he needed this or that or this or that it could be 200 or then 500 or now 800 pound. so we go for it. it dosent appear to be anything else other than teeth thank goodnes. but they couldnt hold him and said he had to be treated as a ferral animail and put out whilst in a cage at distance and re put out again to take his ddrip out???. They done this on day two. the next thing was we can not get close enough to give him pain killer after (rubbish) so i said give it to me i will as i am used to giving his insulin and although a much bigger needle its done. Now they have given me 8 of these in total and they must really hurt my cat. So why i was late this morning is because the so called Ferrel animal which is actually an extremley special caring loving pet of mine who trusts me has had enough of big needles and being treated with no compassion!it wasnt easy for me to do this for him this morning & this is why i was late. They now say 11.45 and i am so upset because i waw supposed to go to work later. Do they care ...no because they have my money and 600 pound of it so far!!! dirty cheating thiefs!!! not all by any means but this one yes.... you dont turn sick animals away. Whats the betting if i had not paid yet they wouldn of turned me away!!! does anyone now if there is a site or somewhere you can check to see if you are being royally ripped off?

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