My Funny Dog Moto.(click image to read caption)

I dont know if any other readers have this, but when i,m out with my new friend,who i have only had for 4 years now. I got him from a Dogs Mental Home in West Sussex. He,s a Paranoid Retreiver, so when ever we are in our local park and i throw his favorite ball for him,he brings everything back in case i get upset. In fact,isn,t it rewarding when you find yourself behaving differently,talking differently,THINKING differently because of the close bond we have with our pets/friends. As an example,i tend to treat every problem i come up against now in every day life with the same casual philosophy that my paranoid retreiver has. If you can,t f+++ it or eat it, piss on it and walk away!! Know wot i mean? Also what annoys me are people who swear that dogs cannot and do not talk. Its that old funny thing with the "if a tree fell down in the woods when there wasnt any one around, and it landed on a sheep, would there be any noise? or just a tree on top of a squashed sheep who wanted to cry out with welsh obcenities but there was no one around!! See what i,m getting at? Can deaf people hear themselves think? How do i explain colours to a blind person? Do dogs only see in black and white? and if so, can my dog get any money back on the new TV licence he just paid £120 for? Anyway ive enclosed some pics of me and my best friend for you to look at and wonder "poor thing,going through life as a sad dumb motheaten animal, who knows nothing but just wants a bit of love and the occassional stroke and a titbit, that dog must really love him." Until next time peeps. x